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I am nothing. Nothing but a glob of of constantly decaying particles that have for some reason attached themselves to a conciousness that my parents affectionately named Dwayne. Why? I have no idea. There really seems no point to my existence on this shitball of a planet. I'm a nothing of a living organism on a small planet that ellipticates around a small star amongst the billions of stars in one galaxy amongst however many that is in the infinitely large spherical cross section of a much larger hypersphere and however many dimensions lie beyond. There really doesn't even seem a reason for the energy consumption required to create and sustain what I have written here. Especially since it's unprobable that anyone will actually read it, and if they do it will probably not even leave more than a small, quickly fading impression on that soft mass of brain matter they carry about in their skull.

I am the son of Satan hiding amongst you. I hate this superficial world where being who you are means less than your achievements. I hate that I can go on and get a PhD in applied mathematics in astro-physics and work for NASA doing extremely difficult equations to pull off near impossible feats like flying a camera directly into a moving comet based on approximations based off reflected light seen through a telescope and in 20 years I will still not make as much as a professional athlete makes in one year. I hate advertsing. I hate the church and all of it's hypocrisy. I hate the holy land. I have no idea why everyone wants to fight over that shithole of a desert. I hate MTV.

I am that person noone is afraid of and they should be. I am a bomb waiting to be triggered. One day someone will push me too far and they will unleash a demon they never wished they had released. I am Pandora's Box.

I love to learn. The more I learn the more I know and the more informed I become. I feel if you have an opinion on something you should at least know about it. I dislike uninformed opinions. My favorite subjects are Mathematics and Physics. I love science and believe strongly in the scientific method. I hate when people say "I have a theory that..(instert something scientific here)" and it's only because of some bullshit idea they had. I once knew a guy who thought that the government lied to us about HIV being transferable through mosquitos because WNV is. He thought it was covered up to stop people from killing homosexuals. I hate ignorance like that.

Besides all of that I have my good points. I am a caring friend. I am the kind of friend who will see something somewhere and because I know you love whatever it is I will get it for you. If I can afford it that is. I'm not buying anybody any Ferraris because they love them. I am a good listener and I always try to be there when a friend needs someone to vent to. I am great for venting too because I don't get irritated or upset by it. I am the kind of friend who will stand by your side when you are facing more than you can handle. I am the kind of friend who will miss something good just to go and give you a ride if you are stranded. (I have even left a bachelor party just to go and help a friend get her car unlocked after locking her keys in it)

I believe in loyalty amongst friends. If you treat me decently I will be a true and loyal friend for the rest of my life. I believe in having principles and living by them. My morals are my own and you may not agree with all of them, but I do live by them and am honest about my "flaws".

I could go on and on about me it seems and still be left with so much to tell. I am complex. I have many facets and layers. I don't even know myself fully. However, I make good company. I can talk just about anything and actually sound intelligent while doing it. I can also be immature and silly at times too. I am often called a brat by those who know me best. Not because I am spoiled because I have been penniless near all of my life, but because I am a smart ass and like to give people a hard time. On the flip side, I can take a hard time as well. I really like smart asses that I can spar wits with.

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